This was posted on a friend's Facebook wall... lol
Don't you just Hate....
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet? If the bus came would I be standing here?
When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor
When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it!?
When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
